Dude looks like an average white people Thanos...
I like when it happens. Am I the only one?
I only go out for birthday meals after making family members swear to secrecy because of this
Hate the singing. Awkward. Love the free desert though.
my mom always insists on telling the waitstaff my life story
Can't be worse than it not being your birthday, you see people come singing, your friends clap, you clap too cuz why not. They put the blowjob shot on your table while facing you, you look confused as hell cause today's not your birthday at all, the drink is a shot atop a dick made out of whipped cream, that you must drink with no hands and you gotta lick from the base up to the shot, and finally drink it. 8/10, would not recommend.
I often avoid telling people my birthday because I really dislike the attention. Love giving people gifts. HATE receiving them whilst sitting in a chair or something while everyone watches me react to them. I don't get it. If you want to celebrate my birthday just buy me a snack or something. Meanwhile I spend the entire year meticulously selecting Christmas and birthday gift ideas for people in order to maximize the experience of the recipient.