That looks like $158.4M check. I'd wear a mask too. Probably a fat suit even
@Jaykub, That's JM$ at the beginning, which is Jamaican dollars. The current rate of exchange is 1 US dollar is equal to 136.55 Jamaican dollars.
@Jaykub, I don't have to wear a fat suit. I guess before collecting, I'd put liposuction on a credit card.
@Jaykub, the $1.3M is after taxes
@Jaykub, I’d get a voice changer then lie and say I have a fat suit. Plot twist.
Good thing his name isn't anywhere on that check
@Captain Magma, I mean, I'm pretty sure there are a lot of A. Campbell's out there
@Patamon, and every single one of them got calls from relatives asking if they won the lottery
@Patamon, shjt that's my last name. I better check on relatives.
@Patamon, as ExtraRandy pointed out this is in Jamaica. Keep in mind Jamaica has a population less than 3 million people so they'll have a much easier time figuring out which A. Campbell this is. And since Jamaica's GDP per capita isn't even $10,000 he'll probably be getting calls/requests from a whole bunch of people on that small island
@Captain Magma, I bet its A-aron.
@Good Guy Satan, WAZZUP!!!
@Good Guy Satan,
@Bow To Your Senpai, WAZZUP!!!
I’d wear a mask with another mask under it. When I say secret identity I mean secret identity
Unfortunately, I live in Iowa, which is one of the states that DOESN'T allow winners to stay anonymous (they claim it's because they want their lottery commercials to feature "real people, real winners). Personally think that's a load of shjt, especially given some of the people I'm related to.
@Suicide Squad Sucks, I don't live in Iowa, but that's the exact reason I'd pick up my entire life and leave as soon as I got the money. One lump sum? Yes please. Ghost every single person I know? Absolutely. Send a post card with no return address from a different country than I am currently in with $1000 to my parents every once in a while? Sure.