How come nobody ever looks me in the eye?
I feel bad, even though I don’t care for cats! Maybe he’s trying to get off and it’s just DARN good loving
@celtics313131, someone is talking about capitalism
I don't know why but i love this cat and i want it, i want to pet it and tell her she is the best and that i Love her and then i will go to the nearest forrest to punch trees so i can feel like a man again
"Am I retarded?" (Opens closet mirror to show a retarded version of myself)
@SpankieMcGee , every mirror I look in seems to be one of those funhouse mirrors, except they always show me as a fat retarded dude.