Bro just go home and masturbate, you don’t have to let everyone know
@whatthefrank, but I like to announce that I will masturbate in my house. Clears the place out pretty quick and I can do it in our living room in peace
@seeUpee, do you start a countdown?
@WelI Obviously, I am like.... 97 percent sure that a countdown is part of it.
As if she doesn't spend half the day on snapchat posing with dog ears.
@Whole Inn Juan, I wish I could give you more upvotes
@Whole Inn Juan, yeah when’s she alone. The difference is that they’re together out on a date. No person should be that glued to their phone on a date.
When clash is life. Show Melissa you know how to get them 3 stars!
Thats exactly how my girlfriend reacts when I play Clash Royale. I'm fairly positive she's debating on leaving me because I pay attention to that game more than I do to her when she talks.
Dude she’s totally gonna suck your djck when she finds out you’re top 500
I would give him that face too if he only got 1 star. Noob
Its game time!.... The wrong game my friend.
What game is he playing if I may ask?
Population control. No sex, next generation doesn’t get born.