just wait a few hundred years and you won't be able to walk across alive
@communistcat, *laughs in deranged mailman*
@communistcat, without being shot by Romans or losers with a bear on there flag
@communistcat, I was hoping there would be a reference in the comments
@StiffWood, ave. True to Caesar.
@I Are Lebo, we won't back down, The Legion can count on that
@officercoolguy, patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.
@I Are Lebo, I choose to believe that creative misspelling is purposeful, but I laugh either way.
@Ewok612, forgot the Latin word they used. Fixed it.
@I Are Lebo, Vulpes Inculta is a furry. The Legion employs furries and everyone knows it.
@th0t, I’d be more concerned about the slavery and torture, but alright.
@communistcat, luckily I've got the big iron on my hip.
So wait. You mean to tell me there’s a bunch of dead bodies from failed attempts piled up against the Hoover Dam?
Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter
What does this even mean “swam across.” Like Lake Mead to the Colorado over the dam or across one or the other????
@Ultramatt, he did the breaststroke across the road
Dude got incredibly lucky, supposedly only one of the intake towers was on. The guy said he could still feel it sucking him in. Spooky stuff
Alcohol does make your body more boyant
Who tf wouldn’t wanna know that the next day