This is written like a 12 year-old lying to his friends about the porn he watches
@JDPhi, that 12 year-old has lots of experience with vagenes and bobs
@MrClassy77, that’s how you know it’s working
@MrClassy77, uncomfortably aroused
This is like a very strict Christian newlywed couple and their newly discovered “sexy” talk.
I like this kind of dirty talk... I am now aroused
And the punchline is......?
What is the yucky looking part?
Which part is the yucky part?
@Limerickrolled, maybe the balls?
This sounds like a rick and morty type dialogue
Why have you forsaken me OP?