Honestly would prefer a bird staring at me over a creepy dude tho. Birds only want your breadcrumbs.
@Weeee, and dudes want your lady crumbs
@Jolee Bindo, Ugh. I'ma be real tho. They can beg for attention like a bird wanting bread crumbs. In my home town I could rarely find peace out in public. And it was always when I was eating and trying to enjoy a lunch break or a night out. Birds come up to me for crumbs, old men come up to me for obnoxious comments or conversation while my mouth was full. I'm willing to share my bread, but I'm not giving some random a$$ old guy my attention (~).
-enter random old guy
Hey there young lady! Could I interested you in a story about a well?
@ImNotRacistBut, *angry loud chewing*
@Weeee, that would be an interesting ASMR video lol
@ImNotRacistBut, oh god maybe thats why they try to talk to me when I eat... they like watching mukbang or whatever (o-o)
Luckily for you, my last name is the name of a bird 😎
We've all been members since The Great Emu War of 1932...
Pretty sure most guys think and know they look like the ostrich
Quick question. Is there a way to see how long you have been a member of this app? I’ve had it since I think before high school and I’m 23 now. Just curious to see if there is a date saved from when I first made an account. (Probably will post this question again in the new update if I don’t get a reply)
@MetalHeadTony, I want to know this as well.