Someone has to be America’s new A$$
Someone get me a ladder and some lube
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I got the lube!
@seeUpee, thanks seeUpee. You about to seeMEsmash
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I like to watch
I’m sorry Mr. Fury Sir, I tried to sneak up on Green Goblin but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks kept alerting him
You wouldnt be questioning that if you ever realized how much my boi peter squats in 99% of his comic covers.
Thats not Spiderman. Its an Ape in a Spiderman suit. SpiderApe even. At least thats what I think since its arms look about as long as if not slightly longer than its legs.