I wanna do that thing where a tree grows out of your dead body.
@Captain Cornleon, I've always loved that idea.
@Captain Cornleon, me too but I'm thinking I'll be cheap about it and eat watermelon seeds before I die and just have the plant bust out of my dead body like alien. Then people can literally feast off the fruit of my dead body
@Captain Cornleon, I agree. Or wear one of those new death suits that causes mushrooms to grow on and decompose your corpse quickly.
@Captain Cornleon, go in head first so it destroys your ass even in death
When the zombie apocalypse comes, they will have an even harder time trying to breakout because now they have to dig up. It's genius!
@Irishbreakout , put them in head first then it'll be even more difficult
@Classy penguin, it'll honestly be hilarious
I think cemeteries are creepy. The idea of my body permanently taking up a piece of the earth by rotting inside a box underground while a stone tells people who don’t remember me (and don’t care) who I was is unsettling to me.
Curl me up into a ball and throw me in the hole. No casket please
Except graves would have to be like 13 feet deep now to still have the top of the casket be "6 feet under"
@bhohfeld, Do we need them to be 6 feet under? 3 is probably good enough.
@Link Silverblade, that’s how scavengers find, dig up, and drag away bodies. Yeah, casket tech helps keep the wolves out but it is still smelly if not low enough.
wed have to dig a decent bit deeper tho, 15 feet indtead of 6
Cremation......go out like a Viking
As a Christian, I’m sold
I was in Croatia and there’s a famous cemetery there, and they did the verticals grave thing and had like 9 people in one plot. It was like 2-3 generations
I think they used to bury Jewish people vertically to make room in the cemeteries. That's why when you pass some cemeteries the head stones are so close together
@UglyNakedGuy, I thought they just went for cremation?
@WelI Obviously, not after the Holocaust...