I guess she really wants this holy water
@Bad Boi Jesus, to be fair, you did tell everyone to eat of your flesh. She just interpreted it differently
@Bad Boi Jesus, if someone downvotes jesus do they automatically go to hell?
@theshadosnipe, No because even I didnt downvote Him
Someone had a crucification fetish
@megamanx181x, not a fun time when they’re done and leave you hanging
@Bad Boi Jesus, ahhh!!!! I see what you did there...
@Dephenistrator, that’s what I said when she came over
She wants to witness the second coming
I feel like I'm gonna go to hell just for reading this.
God moving in a mysterious way
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne doesn’t come on a boy’s face until he’s thirteen.
Let me argue with those guys pansy boi
Nah she needs jesus, and I'm happy too help ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)