“We’re just friends” - monster under the bed
@Your Darkest Secret, “yeah, mommy and daddy are friends!”
@Your Darkest Secret, frienzoned by the monster.
@chickee fella, a truly sick monster
@Your Darkest Secret, 🎶I'm friends with monster under my bed🎶
*flops my penis over the side of the bed*
@Swolekage, *monster's penis slowly reaches up and docks with you*
*pretends to be asleep*
Satan touches my hand... “whoa wtf”
“No backsies b!tch, now show this pineapple pizza I’ve heard about”
I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed
There is a whole porn genre devoted to this.
I'll hold your feet too, if it's out of the blanket that is...