Except beards are natural and aren’t lies.
@Rowule, I was gonna throw down the ol' "I'm in this picture and I don't like it" but then you used your manly hands to pull me back up. Let the face forests bloom!
@Rowule, I mean, in a sense, the illusion works in a similar way. They both create a false restructuring of already existent architecture to create a more pleasant to the eye result. In other words, a nice beard will enhance your sad, shapeless baby-jaw to make it looks more well-formed and manly. Unless you’re Wil Wheaton.
@Berntley, yeah but a beard doesn't come off at the end of the day, I think is the point. A beard is a semipermanent feature, requiring very few reasons to remove it. Where as there are plenty of reasons to take a bra off.
One is part of our genetics, allowing us to reach full manhood. The other is vain attempt to use cloth to guide you inferior form, and deceive those who should be seeking a better mate... you flat chested twat
@CedoTheMad, equal parts truth and savagery. #bestcomments
@CedoTheMad, who hurt you?
also professional headshots
Before: intentionally dorked up characters. After: Glamour shots to make them look great.
I’d love to grow a rad beard like that but my biggest hang up is I don’t have a full lower lip like they do, it’s just a little under the lip that doesn’t connect to my chin. I am no man!
Damn people be so sensitive about their beards
Yes neck beards yes... Let the salt flow through you
name those movies
Too bad I can't grow one. The most I can do is a crustache and some patchy neckbeard. Not exactly flattering.
For a second, i thought that the top right pic was of Ron Swanson :0
@thatonekairu, I was just about to comment on how that’s Nick Offerman and not Rainn Wilson. He does look a lot like Ron Swanson though
Works for me. What kind of lion has no mane?