The rice is intended to attract nearby Asians, who in exchange for the rice will fix your computer.
@Empshok, Asians don't eat brown rice, though.
@SimonPetrikov, yeah, only stupid hippies eat brown rice.
Sorry, I'm kinda on a stereotyping roll right now. It's difficult to stop.
I thought the rice was supposed to help it dry or something. This makes much more sense!
Question: I only have Mexican rice at the moment, can Mexicans fix anything?
@ImNotRacistBut, cars, I think. Just put some rice in your radiator and they'll come right over.
I gotta say. I dont know how u get so much rice to put a whole laptop in.
@All my Mizore, easy just buy a 20 pound bag of rice from walmart
@HoytArrowSlinger, i mean yes, but thats so much rice lol.
@All my Mizore, I gotta say putting a laptop in rice seems like a bad idea all around
@All my Mizore, buy it in bulk?
@Richard Cypher, agreed
So... does the keyboard work now?
This did make me breath out of my nose harder