Alright funny pic users the time has come,
For an epic rap battle, so step up and get some.
I will warn you now my lyrics are fire,
And if you are thinking you're better, your subconscious is a liar.
If you think you're a knight and wanna step up and fight me,
Bring it on, you think you're something? Let's see!
@Sharts Galore , *looks at the rest of the commenters* I’m about to end this man’s whole career. Boom, Bam, Bop, Badabop boomp. Pow.
@Sharts Galore , Booooo, you’re bad and you should feel bad!
@Snarfel Burger, my name's idubbbz and I'm here to say
that S. Burger and his whole crew are fvcking gay
but that ain't it chief, ima be a scholar
while I'm at, hump your mom, make her mouth hollar
@Lord Cthulhu, everyone go home. We have our rap king.
@Sharts Galore , when I step up on the stage the audience is in awe
Cause when I drop my bars you’ll be shîtting like sharts galore
I gave his mum good dick and filled her pussy with my spore
Then she couldn’t walk cause her ass was so sore
@Sharts Galore , we don’t do that here anymore sorry
@Lord Cthulhu, holy sh!t, I have been beat,
Take this golden mic, I will lay at your feet.
It was no competition here, who knew?
That the rap God of funny pics is the almighty lord cthulhu.
@RollingInD1ck, that was weak, your lyrics are bleak,
But you have 100 sneak simply due to lack of popularity.
You wanna step up to me? Testing your luck?
Better watch your backside boy, you're about to get fvcked.
You fvcked my mom? Are you a 12 year old on xbox?
B!tch come close, let me teach you how to beat box.
Your rhymes are trash, much like you,
But I'm sure its genetics and your moms trash too.
Pu$$y you best pick up your game and get back on the sattle.
This isnt a cat fight it's a fvcking rap battle!
@Sharts Galore , man your raps are so bad that they don’t even rhyme
If you wanna talk popularity I haven’t heard your name one time
To get on my level boy you’re gonna have to grind
But you’ll never catch me I’m too slippery like slime
You want me to come close? Teach me how to beat box?
Boy I’ll bend you over, then I’ll beat your box
You think that you can test me, challenge me to a battle?
But you’re bottom of the food chain with the rest of the cattle
@RollingInD1ck, alright man, this is the last time I rhyme to slime so your next line better be sublime like mine.
Last come back made me laugh because the only cattle here is you baby calf.
I cant catch you? Why would I want too?
I may be a shart but your straight poo.
The real difference here is the height gain, because I'm a boxer stain on a guy in a plain, but you're smelly a$$ just got flushed down the drain!
@Sharts Galore , Ya ugly
Yo momma fugly
Yo daddy musty
But your sister, she call me mister
Bend down to kiss her
And then I lick her
She only 9 but I make her mine
Don’t tell my mom
@Sharts Galore , you started out strong but got weaker as you went on
Story of your life you peaked before you knew how to yawn
Everyday your dad wishes he hadn’t have torn the condom that he wore because your life is just a bore
So I’m dropping bars hardcore and pumping your ass till it’s sore, the next shart you leave will have blood in its core!
For real though, this was fun. And you spat some dope shît dude, thanks :)
@Lord Cthulhu, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
@Sharts Galore , BOOOOOO! YOU SUCK!
@Sharts Galore , Man this makes me miss TheRiddler, reminds me of the good old days
Excellent re-enactment. 10/10. Damn I love memes.
For a moment I thought I was looking at OG memes and not someone re-enactment memes
not that great