No! Don't eat pretzels wit mustard you kranke Leute! If you must(ard), use sweet mustard like the Bavarians Do. It's great. Yech. Even thinking about a pretzel with yellow mustard is making me sick.
@A pet named Steve, that being said, Germans also like to eat fries "red-white" which is with ketchup and mayonaisse and that is (to me at least) almost equally as disgusting as a Bretzel mit Senf
@A pet named Steve, I’m American and I always eat fries with a ketchup mayo combo. If you make it 2 parts mayo to 1 part ketchup it tastes the best. Too much one way or the other and it can taste off. Perhaps you haven’t had it in the best ratio. Also I eat pretzels with mustard. Basically don’t eat with me or I will trigger you
@A pet named Steve, here in the carribean we call it mayo-ketchup. My friend from brasil says brazilians created it first. i say nay.
@A pet named Steve, As an American I have never heard of anyone putting mustard on a pretzel, and I agree it sounds absolutely disgusting.
@A pet named Steve, I was just in Munich a few months ago and had weißwurst mit Bretzel and the mustard with it was some of the best mustard I’ve ever had
@TriangleTesticles, add just a little bit of pickle juice to ketchup and mayo and it’s the best fry sauce you’ve ever had. So if you do 2 parts mayo to 1 part ketchup then do like 1/4 part pickle juice. My wife adds bbq to her fry sauce and one of my friends adds horseradish, but my favorite is pickle juice. Fellow American btw, I always called it fry sauce
@A pet named Steve, you seem very angry about this situation
@A pet named Steve, my husband uses the ketchup-mayo mix on his salad......all i can say is its a damn good thing i didnt see this before the wedding....might have been a deal breaker but now that I've tried it I'm pretty sure I'm almost somewhat ok with it.
@mycatsanahole, with salad?? Holy hell where did he get that idea from
@A pet named Steve, What about using brown mustard on a pretzel? Granted, I normally use it on pretzel dogs, but I’ve tried it on a regular pretzel before and it’s not too bad.
@ragnellalondite, brown mustard is called sweet mustard here. That's very delicious. Bavarians love to yo eat Weißwurst with pretzels and brown mustard
@A pet named Steve, you need to learn to dunk your pretzel in queso. It’s fvcking amazing
@BigJohnson86, i Can't imagine it haha. We mostly eat it pure, with butter, or, if you're feeling funky, with Nutella or Marmelade.
@A pet named Steve, fine we’ll compromise and use a beer cheese dip. It should be thin and creamy and delicious
@BigJohnson86, now that sounds pretty good.
@A pet named Steve, i have no idea where he came up with it. I accept that there are secrets people keep before you marry and i just mark this down to the "for worse" part of our vows. I will also call it "irreconcilable differences " should it ever come to divorce. I expect to get everything.
Ketchup rules them all. Not even a little sorry
@QueenOfBees, Have you ever tried organic ketchup?
@Mawaneu, I have not
@QueenOfBees, Treat yourself.
Frank's Red Hot sauce: "You didn't need those tastebuds anyway!"
@Suicide Squad Sucks, thats just vinegar. Its like 400 or 700 Scoville units. Either one of those nimbers i forgot . i have scorpian pepper hot sauce. Its painfully good.
@Cuactemoc4919, I’ve legit had Carolina reaper salsa, it was so good but it hurt so bad
Mayo is the most disgusting thing on this planet.
Go ahead and downvote me, I am sustained by your displeasure!
Apparently, Hidden Valley is the official original ranch dressing. The founder opened the company after inventing it during his job as a plumber.
But all of these are gross....