“But the brownies won’t be done for another 35 minutes!”
“Mmmm, warm sludge”
She didn’t eat the special brownies with coffee. That was her problem right there
I think I saw on some commercial or study once that said chocolate spiked the love center in our brains flooding it with the same chemical you get from being with a person you love. The brain will sometimes make you hungry for a food that has a portion of nutrition you're missing. So if you crave chocolate are you craving love?
And if so, are you deadening the sensors inside your brain to subtle love doses that possibly lead to attraction?
If so are we making our brains love Junkies trying to get the next fix instead of looking for a long-term goals?
Or am I to fat and lazy to go find a girl friend, instead spending my time blaming chocolates on my personal short falls?
It's probably chocolate falt.
The brain meant pot brownies, obviously