i love mitch. his stand up is so down to earth but just hilarious
@Master Gooches, Mitch hedberg was an absolute hilarious genius and the only thing I hate about him was that he wasn’t around long enough to give us more comedy gold
@Master Gooches, I mis that funny guy
@sgc6610, he was a genius it’s a shame he’s gone
@Master Gooches, no one can ever be as great as Mitch, but you should look up Benny Feldman. He's kind of a mitch hedberg with tourette's.
Receipts are excellent alibis
@Imperial Wookiee, also a good way to make sure your employees aren't sealing from you or your customers.
@Imperial Wookiee, that's why I always take mine and then immediately throw them away when I get home
I toast this repost. An oldie, but a goldie.
@shnickelfritz, hear, hear!
Mitch was a legend
God I miss Mitch Hedberg. RIP you awkwardly hilarious bastard!
I hope I meet whoever downvoted this in real life so I can fight you.
For tax purposes
Purchasing goods worth $500 or more are required to be in writing by the Statute of Frauds. So if you purchase $500 worth of donuts... Well if that’s the case, I’m sorry that someone hurt you so deeply to need such an extreme remedy
I have this weird paranoia that I'll buy food and then get seriously ill from said food even though if I know the place I'm buying the food from is 99% likely to be safe and then I'll be permanently disabled somehow and won't have gotten the receipt to prove it in a court of law. Solution: get receipts, save for 5+ years.