Surprise! It's a dead cat.
@Doctor Yak, LYING
This hurts because I was disappointed many times whenever I opened those containers as a child. Thinking back, mom probably left the container on the kitchen table on purpose.
And despite all the amazing advances we've made in the past few decades, we STILL can't get a package of pretzel shaped ones...
I always buy these cookies since becoming an adult and even though I bought them and they’re in my cabinet, I’m always mildly surprised to find cookies in them