I might fight you steal my food on the wrong day.
@Korywitak, I want to steal your food on the right day to watch you do nothing
Don’t eat a sandwich named ‘Karen’, unless you’re the manager
I’ve never understood people with this issue. After the second time someone stole my food, I’d start bringing poisoned lunches to work.
I used to work at a shipyard in VA and someone stole my lunch out of my lunchbox. The next day I came back with hinges liquid nailed and screwed onto my lunchbox as well as a latch and a lock. Needless to say my lunch never got stolen again.
Eating Kevin's tuna sandwich is bad and you should feel bad
This is why I carry a cooler into the office