I've always said to my wife, if some billionaire offers you a million quid for sex you say YES, we'll figure the rest out later
@butternut squash, even if he had every STD known to man?
@seeUpee, who is this guy? Is he going out collecting them like Pokemons?
@butternut squash, you see Mercer, every man has a price.
Me: mom what did the five fingers say to the face?
Me: Ah Fvck I can't believe you've done this.
@fettman1138, it’s “ah Fvck” but great reference
Does she need to survive? Never mind. Doesnt matter. Yes.
I’d slap my mom for way less than that. She whooped my ass for free so she’d understand the idea of getting paid for it
If i slapped my mom for 1 billion, she would make me give her all the money
Never said it had to be a hard slap
@Silver6456, if they told me to slap my mother into a coma for a billion dollars, I'd do it. She'll understand when, if she comes out
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, ooh, yeah, the coma part is where I draw the line
I’d slap that b!tch for free, dumb cûnt.
Brent Rambo is my spirit animal