I consider this rape.
Look down. Now look back up at me. I'm on a unicycle.
Inspector Gladiator. Thing popped right out of his ass
@Airplane, AIRPLANE GET OFF THE UNICYCLE, YOU'RE DRUNK!
Probably wouldnt be...
Go home Russel Crowe, you are drunk.
If it did, would that give you power over me?
If I was a gladiator, I would always ask my opponents if they even lift.
I thought the historian guy would bring us a fun fact about the Romans
Maybe if you fell on your sword... then maybe...
@Marvel Universe, ...from a tight rope 150 ft in the air, that's on fire, and there are a bunch of zebras...
Maybe if you did that jumping through a hoop... that's on fire?
naw... well... slightly
False historian can leave.
Did you know that in 1984, Richard Davis invented the zerocycle. It was similar to the unicycle in that it had two petals, but it had no wheel. It did not sell well
Boy it would be great to learn about unicycles! "Cough Historian Cough"
The problem with this picture is there is no way to make a funny comment. So let's have this comment get 500 likes for absolutely no f*cking reason!
@Albert Einstien, It worked!!
Stuckpixel should take some lessons from this pic
Waiting for Historian to tell us about gladiators
"Or must I start juggling?"
Yes, yes I am
When Maximus is told the emperor Is dead, he pushes past Commodus. Behind Commodus on the roof you can see a stage light.
(Audience) "No! Do a kick-flip!"