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@Albert Einstien, I have knocked up a girl ;)
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@Sk8erGurl , so it's safe to say you're lesbian? That's cool. Out of curiosity, who else on this app is homosexual?
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@OutOfUsernames, will bi do? If not then ill be in the corner
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@Albert Einstien, does a pregnancy scare count? :P
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@OutOfUsernames, meeeeee
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@OutOfUsernames, how can she knock up a girl, last time I checked that wasn't possible..pfft genius
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@Diarreah , Don't you know a lesbians favorite kitchen item is the Turkey Baster :-D Oh, and count one more for the lesbian team, Outofusernames ;-)
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@Sk8erGurl , and that's something to be proud of?
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@Sk8erGurl , o so u are a w**** and a s***?
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@OutOfUsernames, yeeeah
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@DerTARDIS, like yer name.
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@OutOfUsernames, meeeee
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@Sk8erGurl , that says Apple Incorperated, not Albert Einstien
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@Alvina123, you just went full moon moon. Never go full moon moon.
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@OutOfUsernames, I'm glad you all replied:) I love the fact that you're so outright with it. The people at my school are so homophobic that it's stupefying. I think you're all pretty damn awesome! Love your courage guys/girls!
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The comment stating that you look pregnant from space is quite accurate. It's astonishing what you can tell with a high powered telescope.
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When one of my guy friends says to be strong and grow balls I yell back NO dont grow balls grow a vagina those things take a pounding
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@KrazyGrrl, but dicks take a beating! Lol (:
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@KrazyGrrl, actually, balls produce testosterone, which is pretty much what makes men strong, hairy, or tough
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@KrazyGrl, I've actually talked to a friend girl and she says getting hit here hurts a ton
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@fishdjck, never punch a boob that hurts more!
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I'm sorry to say this, but if you can't feed them please don't breed them. Screw all you who have babies and the ability to work but decide not to work for god knows what reason, and collect money you don't deserve but your child needs because you were to lazy to even attempt to find a job. I really hope you babies can make a future for themselves without looking up to those as stated above, tired of all the scum on this planet. I work my hands to the bone just to pay people like you and to keep my family fed, sheltered, clothed, and warm.
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@StuckONU, Excuse me you ignorant p.o.s. I have 2 kids and I work a full time 40 hour a week job. And still don't make enough to afford health insurance so "kindly" provided through my job for myself and my kids. So yeah, I use some of the provided government assistance. And know plenty or working people who use it too because the minimum wage isn't even a living wage for a single person. I'm sorry using government assistance makes me lazy in the eyes of someone like you who was apparently born with a silver spoon in your mouth. I don't go out, I don't party, and I don't buy things I can't afford or don't really need and I still barely survive providing for my wonderful family. Kindly, go f@#k yourself with that spoon.
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With a name like baddbitchhh you know she's going to be a great mom
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@Zlink, no need to make assumptions. Motherhood can really change girls for the better, and
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@Zlink, oh god I didn't finish my comment lol but after having a child they might mature. Depends
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Once when I was a baby my mother forgot my name. She had to wait the entire day, not knowing my name, for my father to come home and say hello to me. This wasn't the only time...
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@ssconess, That's kind of sad. I will still lol, though.
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Did you know that when you become pregnant, you really always have 2 babies that fight to the death in the ovary. The victorious one then eats the other fetus to become bigger. Twins are a special occurrence when the two babies make peace. This is why twins are generally calmer and more likable than others
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@False Historian, Seems Legit!
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@False Historian, That was hilarious :-D
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Made by someone who's never been pregnant.
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Can't relate. Genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist...
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Actually, you can tell if a pregnant woman is going to have a girl or boy based on if you can tell that the woman is pregnant from behind. If you can see, then it's a boy.
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Forgetting the pain of labor? If you remember it that clearly, something is wrong. At birth there's a chemical secreted in the brain that's specifically meant to help forget the pain of labor...
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All people say now is " cant relate or can relate " . Be yourselves.
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@ Historian, not just smart, but a gentlemen too
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Anyone else find pregnant women sexy?
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I'm female, but still can't relate. So stick that in your juice box and suck it!
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Brace youreselves the " brace yourselves, the can't relate comments, are coming" are coming
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I guess my girlfriend lived the lie portion.
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Im not sure if a lot of pregnant women regularly check this app
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STOP WITH THE CAN'T RELATE COMMENTS!
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Can't relate. Not the inferior gender.
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@MACWE , you obviously don't have a girlfriend
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@MACWE , leave my presence like the peasant you are.
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@MACWE , you obviously are an ass hole
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@MACWE , you'll never have to worry about a pregnant girl, no sane woman would date you.
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@MACWE , Oh I'm sorry, but how the hell did you get on this planet? Oh wait - don't tell me - was your mother 'the inferior gender?'
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@MACWE , CONGRATULATIONS! YOU SIR HAVE WON THE GRAND ASSHOLE MEDAL AND A ALLSTAR TRIP TO HELL!
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@MACWE , you're never getting laid, jerk
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Actually there is a chemical in your brain that is supposed to make you forget the pain so you'll do it again...we're pretty much only made to make babies, remember that. Obviously we've advanced past just that but you get what i mean.
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Did you know that infertility is a much more common disease than breast cancer, with much less awareness and much greater social stigma?
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@gebbeth, funny - I didn't think either had any social stigma...
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@Toad, do some research: breast cancer used to be a shameful diagnosis that people hid from friends and family. Today, couples struggling with infertility are told they should 'just adopt' or that they don't deserve children.
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@gebbeth, 1) used to be 2) just adopt, maybe. That's not stigma. I've never heard someone say someone doesn't "deserve" children due to being infertile.
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the ugly truth comes out. I'm sadly learning this all through my parenting class.
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Sorry I make babies, not give birth to them.
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Glad I can't relate
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Can't relate, not female
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@73H 1337 0N3, Asshole.
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@73H 1337 0N3, *nobody cares*
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But... I really CAN relate. Been there done that.
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Brace yourself the "brace yourself the brace yourself the brace yourself comments are coming are coming are coming" are coming.
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@DictatorDom, I do believe u said that wrong :/
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@DictatorDom, no they aren't
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@Marvel Universe I am being myself by saying I can't relate. Do you want me to lie and pretend to be a pregnant woman. Is that what you want!? Well is it!?
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@MACWE , no, jackass, we want you to stop calling us names
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I drank my Haterorade
Can I get an upvote if you have never knocked up a girl?