I would find it hilarious for Historian to tell me the history of porn.
@MACWE , but alas, t'was not meant to be
@MACWE , I will tell you the history in a way that makes it sound like a porno.. It all began with Ben Franklin *enter sexy congress woman* hello Ben what are you doing? *wardrobe malfunction* *sex scene* cut to 1865 during treaty signing with Robert e lee and Ulysses s grant. Soilder- General, we found a rouge, rebel, female, nearly naked, saboteur *gang bang sex scene* and that brings us to modern day, where the actions of Ben, Robert, Ulysses, and all the others who fought and banged for porno, have made it safe for us to enjoy porn. The end
@Hobo with an iPod, And dont forget Kennedy and Clinton! Definitely.
Did you know that 98% of these some notators opened this picture because it said "porn" in big letters on it?
Wii u's pretty good can't wait until Smash bros wii u
@is awesome, and the best players will still probably use the GameCube controller
@The Necromancer, you can't use GameCube controller on Wii U, But you can get the RPO controller.
@Captain Swordsman, actually, you can use the GameCube controller. With the help of a USB adapter. Unfortunately, it is ONLY for smash bros wii u
@Baltowolf12, right. I wasn't aware of that when I made this comment which, as you might notice, was a balls-ass long time ago.
@Captain Swordsman, lol
@Historian, you won't
@MACWE if you want the entire history of porn check your moms room
@The bodacious taco, oooooooohhhhhhhh
My family would love this especially my kid in sixth grade!
@Oscar da grouch, sixth grade and watching porn? Yikes.
I'd personally find thumb nail porn uninteresting, I mean who wants to get off to fingers all day?
Like if from random!!!
@aqswdefrgthyjukilo, actually, youre the biggest (and gayest) #loser I've seen in a while!
Forget the porn, having too much fun playing Super Mario Brothers and Donkey Kong Crash Course.
I know it's sad but this is what I do with my Wii U
I don't see the humor in this. Yeah it's kinda true but that doesnt make it funny
Impossibru YOU NEED TWO HANDS JEEZ
Might as well hook up surround sound while you're at it
HISTORIAN U WILL TELL US HISTORY OF PORN THIS INSTANT
Alot of guy would buy this.
Shut up and take my money!!
I love how this app is now highly educational just because of Historian
just press the X button when web browsing on the wii u to make curtains close on the tv screen.
Thank you WiiU!