Actual Reality: FINALLY!! I dreaded seeing you whenever you came in. I sincerely wish to never see you again, but you'll be back tomorrow because your will is as strong as a piece of wet toilet paper!
@spences, the actual response is Promise?
If that even. Most of the time it's like "See you tomorrow, Karen."
@Aegis Heart, I’m pretty sure I said this to someone one time on accident haha.
I was literally at a Japanese restaurant today and this happened. This dude was sitting in the corner grumbling and all huffy and puffy about not getting his roll in under 10 minutes. Dude, there’s other people dining and there’s 2 chefs. He finally gets his food and he complains saying this shouldn’t be hanging out or why is the rice so sticky, but also giving compliments like this is still the best sushi in the neighbourhood. Basically, he’s telling the waitress off the whole time and she’s all like, “oh no sorry” or “ok”. And he leaves saying, “you lost a customer I’m never coming back!” The waitress literally smiling and waving say, “ok bye!”
I basically start laughing and the other waitress is trying not to giggle and look professional while serving the other guests.
When I worked at a movie theatre, we had a new rule that after 6pm anyone under 16 had to be accompanied by an adult. Well, I had to turn down a couple of kids who wanted to see a movie and by the time they got back to the ticket booth with their mom the movie sold out. She was pissed and kept yelling at me to which I continued to reply "Okay." And she got madder and madder saying "No! It is not okay" and I would say "Okay." Right back. It was the best.
I worked at a Best Buy and this lady was freaking out at me. So I call my manager and she starts yelling at him too. Finally she realizes that we aren’t going to help her so she screams “I’m never coming back here again” to which my manager replied “I’m looking forward to it. Fast forward a couple days and we see her in the store again so my manager asks her about her promise to not come back. She said it was in the heat of the moment and she didn’t mean it. My manager said “I did, leave now or I’m calling the cops.”.... thinking of the look on her face still makes me smile months later.
I think this point has been proven over a billion times.
I wish someone told me sooner they expect you to grab their tìts and the whole experience would have been easier