Me: I’ve finally found another scroll! The scroll of-
Scroll: Scroll of you are important and your life has meaning. You shouldn’t waste it away or give up on it. Even though you don’t believe there are people who believe in you, love you for you and their lives would’ve throughly impacted if you were end it now. So please keep on going, I believe in you and it’s amazing how long you’ve kept going.
@Stacys daughter , Me: I’ve finally found another scroll! The scroll of women who want to sleep with me.
So he found flypaper...
It's not glue...
@CynicalSirr, What else would be that sticky...Oh.
@th0t, like a thot doesn’t know...