Dishes a bad joke
Double true for my terrible roommate Tamar (yep, that's a real name)
@thesamfactory, better than my old Chinese dorm buddy Chuzuu. Guy slept with a box on his feet... can someone explain that? He never did when I asked him, dude spoke zero English
@thesamfactory, how exotic
@seeUpee, he probably didn't explain cause he couldn't understand you.
I don't like being attacked like this
Do I gotta write another erotic take about dishes again?
Thanks for reminding me that I need to do my dishes. I'll continue browsing this wonderful app afterwards.