I am afraid of the one with very small tires. The other one, meh, not so much, hes obviously compensating.
@TheCoolestBean, what are you afraid of? All you have to do is drive over a pebble and they can't follow you.
@Empshok, it's a bigger the tires the smaller the dick joke. The dude with small tires has a massive cock is what I'm inferring.
@TheCoolestBean, well...he certainly isn't getting around.
@Empshok, he's on airbag suspension, when he parks the truck he lets the air out and the truck drops to the ground. When he's driving around, he has a compressor that fills the bags and can raise the truck to a reasonable height, not to mention that air-ride suspension can be pretty damn comfortable.
At first I thought the big truck was on top of the little one and that was why it looked crushed
That could be a before and after with some magic trickery.
*hits bump* car is totaled