You had me at the first half... not gonna lie
@seeUpee, half?! That’s the last line!
But the deep burning question we all have is this: did it put the lotion on its skin, or did it get the hose again?!
lol i do that all the time before playing sims 3
A fate deserving of every cheater
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, absolutely hate cheaters and think its one of the scummiest things to do. But dang!
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, cheating is really bad for sure, but no murder and torture is not what they deserve
@Snarfel Burger, Been cheated on three times. Almost cheated a week ago. So hard not to do what’s been done to you.
@Tac0 Fr0m Hell, you may want to, but murder and torture definitely won’t be justifiable and no one will be sympathetic to you if that happens.
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, I worked late all the time to pay for our lives and she went on dates with other guys, sent selfies, etc. I felt bad when I found out but now I realize I had my part in it. Just gotta move on and gain more emotional intelligence along the way.
This is the mind of a mad man
WHAT A TWIST