Still a better story than Twilight.
@funkymoosechops, If I hit ‘live view’ on my Ring doorbell app and watched the empty fukkin street for 90 minutes it’d still be a better story than Twilight.
@Nellybert , *rings door bell with a large bowl of popcorn*
@funkymoosechops, And that unexpected development was officially more intense and dramatic than any plot twist in the whole Twilight saga.
@Nellybert , friends?
@funkymoosechops, Depends - where do you stand on the idea of sweet and salty popcorn?
@Nellybert , my only requirement for popcorn is lots.
@funkymoosechops, Ready made popcorn should never be sold in any size smaller than a bucket.
"Best piece of vampire fiction" as if there's such a thing as vampire nonfiction