me on payday
He needs some milk.
@funkymoosechops, I think he got plenty on them tatas
He's got the body of a god...
Namely, Thor in Endgame!
@Sluggernot, Medicated Alex Jones
@Sluggernot, Bert kreischer, look him up. He loves flashing his tits literally everywhere
@VibratingButtChomper, I was gonna say "Hey that guy reminds me of Burt the Conqueror."
@VibratingButtChomper, you mean the machine? Has/had to Netflix stand up specials both pretty funny to me
@VibratingButtChomper, I just saw him at the hardrock hotel in Orlando like 3 months ago. He's a Florida native and embodies us as a people perfectly
Ah burnt Chrysler
Dude either has a really high pain tolerance or took something really good to dull the pain caused by a belly jump and slide like that on concrete.
Other than that. If more people were that happy. The world would be a better place.
Someone help put the invisible fire out on my friend!
Alex jones from infowars finally snapped.
When it rains in California