Why didn't Chicago just shoot it? We seem to excel at that
@SpankieMcGee , Because it’s not black.
@SpankieMcGee , despite all those fantastic gun laws 👌
@SpankieMcGee , alligators arent a minority population like crocodiles
Florida man is an invasive species native to America's and will assert itself to the top of the food chain.
Florida Man may not be the hero we want...
@riidii, he's the hero we deserve, goddanmit!
When you have to call in the professionals
Did this really happen?
Chicago dubbed the alligator “Chance the Snapper.”