Me at the club after five shots deep
@seeUpee, me at my house entirely sober
@jouze, that's why I'm looking forward to having a studio apartment. I can do all the silly dad crap I want in private
@Page 394, get you a house... you will be doing all that dad crap and more like mowing! Cleaning gutters... talking to the neighbors hot wife
@seeUpee, well I'm still in college and I'm not a trust fund kid, so...
@Page 394, that is what a mortgage is for! You will be fineeeeee!!! Even more dad stuff
@seeUpee, you got me. I'll buy a McMansion for myself with all $1000 in my bank!
Ah, wrong app. *tries to close facebook* wait-
Mad dog Mattis?
Well Congratulations, you're a toxic person