Wh....what is she hinting at? Does she want ice cream? Instead of spending all that money on the costume she could’ve bought some. Does she want to be eaten out? Dress up as tacos.
@Man with a Cat, yeah, I'm lost too here
@Man with a Cat, maybe she loves being covered in white cream?
@Man with a Cat, i think it’s referring to us, as viewers of the picture, our confusion is equal to his
@Man with a Cat, it's a reference to that stupid internet "challenge" where people were licking ice cream then putting it back in the freezer at a grocery store. A woman has already been arrested for tampering.
@MaBawlsItch, ohhhhhh and she’s the ice cream I finally understand something!!!!
@Einhardt, im going with "lick me" cuz of the recent douchetuber ice cream controversy
Or you could just use words to tell me what you want...
@A Blunt Object, oh I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
@A pet named Steve, zig a-zig, ah?
@A pet named Steve, friendship Never eeeeeeends
@A pet named Steve, as long as I don’t have to get with your friends. I’m pretty monogamous...
@A Blunt Object, Thank you, I get this is picture is joking, but in real life "dropping hints" just leads to more pain than anything. When you don't make your intentions clear, feelings get hurt, opportunities get missed, and hearts get broken because whoever you were hinting to couldn't tell what you actually wanted and went to someone else who made it clear they wanted something.
Don't drop hints, no matter how flirty or seductively you drop them, just make your feelings clear so you don't miss your opportunity and get hurt by your own actions.
Ranty PSA over.
@Jaune Arc, yeah you might end up as a pile of ashes before he finally notices your affections
@eleven, this is not an ok reference *upvotes**cries*
Is the hint "open my lid, lick me, and then put me back in the freezer"?
@Shirt From Hot Topic, just how I like it
.......I still don’t get the hint
@RollingInD1ck, she wants to kill him with a lethal dose of listeria.
@Porkins Sten, thank you for that
Here’s a great idea for the women out there. Don’t give hints. Say what you fücking want.
@I Are Lebo, Here's a great idea for world peace: Stop killing each other, and be nice.
@Link Silverblade, here’s a great idea for politics: shut the fück up more often and consider other people when you make plans.
@I Are Lebo, here's a great idea for real estate agents: when you own land, remove the top of it and drop it in the ocean to make a floating island. There's still land underneath on the original plot and now you have an island, so you're basically doubling your investment.
@brenno263, here’s a great idea for journalists: learn to code
Spirit Halloween stores 2019: new sexy kicked icecream costumes.
Want to know why guys never "get the hint"? Because the ones who did were probably reading hints you weren't dropping for them and they got into trouble for it because they went past some line in the sand and you got mad or rightfully pressed charges.
We don't go off hints because we are required to have explicit consent. Hints are not explicit consent.
@mas2de, exactly. We are supposed to ‘just know’ the difference between when she’s saying no because she isn’t interested, and when she’s saying no because she wants to be pursued.
The risks just aren’t worth it. If you guess right, she’s pleased, temporarily. If you guess wrong, possible prison time.
It's called wife logic.
Wife- don't wake the baby on your way to bed.
Gets pissed at me the next day cuz she wanted to smash and I didn't get the hint.
Me using her logic- I told you last night not to fart in bed and you didn t get the hint I wanted to smash.
Wife- well you should have said you wanted to £uck.
Yeah I’d eat her.
That... that is the hint right? Right?
With that hairstyle, she wants your manager.
Go get ice cream? National ice cream day was yesterday but eh screw it its ice cream day erry day
Blue bell = blue ball? Idk, I take it as “pop my top and give it a lick”
Can anyone explain this?
I’m lactose intolerant
I had an anatomy professor who told us that if he didn't pick up on the subtle things his wife would try to tell him then she would just write it down on a post it note and hand it to him because he was the worst at picking up social ques.