Oh wow I laughed, like, in real life. Noise and everything.
@Leslie Knope 2020, remember when lol meant laughing out loud? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
@Leslie Knope 2020, heavy exhale from the nose for me.
@Leslie Knope 2020, If only there was some way to abbreviate all that.
@riidii, ok but people say lol all the time when they really didn’t lol and I needed to make the distinction
@Leslie Knope 2020, I didn't think you didn't know lol, but now you kind of have me a little worried.
(Laughing silently in my head because it wasnt actually funny enough to laugh out loud)
@Leslie Knope 2020, Same. And then again really loudly at your comment. Thanks for that. :)
That’s why you always wear a seatbelt
Dad mode failed you are not the real father!
@payton manning, definitely the uncle
@Your Darkest Secret, the drunk one
“Whoopsie doodles!” is all I can imagine that adult saying as the kid disappears forever.
Know your place ditch baby
You always see the videos of dads making super human saves... and then there’s this
@tichenord, it’s called stepdad reflexes
Those 24 month abortions are getting creative
Ride clean as hell so I pull in ladies
Daddy on patrol and you know he tryna catch me ridin' dirty
They see me rollin', they hatin'
Tuck and roll, kid!
When you try so hard, but you don’t succeed.
Best part for me is how much joy is on that kid’s face as he rides down, and imagining how quickly his happiness was thrown into a ditch at the end
Missed it by [ ] that much
Save and a miss
This is my car!