I guess anything’s a dildo...
@The Tower Of Pimps, a test of bravery everywhere else but a normal observational quote in Newfoundland
Newfoundland residents are the bravest of Canadians. They took the concept of anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough to a whole new level and created an entire town. I wonder if the moose in the area have red or brown stains in their antlers.
Always happy to see my home province on the internet
@Fackinloaded, how’s Alberta doing?
Not today, Captain Dildo
I didn’t know that my manager was a mascot for a festival
Search for "Bob and Tom Captain dildo" in YouTube. Funny song.
Anything is a dildo if youre brave enough
My dad actually lives there and there's a town not far away called Come By Chance.
He even has a theme song.
Captain Dildo sounds like a PornHub handle for a hot guy that reviews sex toys.
And Captain Dildo KNOWS what you did last summer!
I thought Newfoundland was only a dog...
He looks like he's seen some rough times...