She just follows you around and eats all the bad foods for you.
@A Deformed Penis, I was thinking the exact same thing!
A box of Oreos will tell you a serving size is three cookies, and I think this is a good representation of the reality of the situation.
@The Common Shaman, lies
I wonder if her husband is a dentist that chews tobacco
If she's a coach, her team has never won anything except a pie eating contest.
Those who can’t do, teach...
@A Blunt Object, those that can’t teach, teach gym. Which she could never do.
If you don’t believe in what you’re selling, you can’t sell. Synonym to “Practice what you preach”
X to doubt