Your pant less uncle
The back seam of your pants
@DrSin, your comment hit too close to my butthole
@SeveredFinger, that ain't going be the only thing, bub
@DrSin, If your uncle looks like that, your pants might split themselves.
@A Deformed Penis, oh no look I dropped a quarter in the basement, it would be a shame if I where to bend down to long to pick up with this best tear in my butt of my pants
The bag of chips I can't open.
@Barry Dylan, A surprise to be sure but a welcome one.
@Barry Dylan, my uncle
I'd let him rip my life apart any day
@PeePeeTheCat, if you got enough payment, I can arrange this
*my life with a degree in ancient german poetry instead of STEM
Maybe if you went into a stem field instead of something stupid it wouldnt be such an effect on your life.
Education only teaches you to be a good tax payer and shut the fűck up,
That’s how I rip off your girls pants off.
I'm straight, but damn it that scene made me wet
@megamanx181x, begging won’t make it hurt less
U.S. Army: Heeeeeeyyyyyy buuuuuuuuuuuddyyyyyyyyyy