Rule number one of cruising through an icy sea: do not anger the ice bergs
@A pet named Steve, what about the Dinkle-bergs?
@JiggleMyPuffs, dinklebergs anger YOU. *shakes fist*
@A pet named Steve, rule number 2: Do not think about all the giant sea creatures living in the deep, dark water
@A pet named Steve, rule 2: don’t wake up any sleeping angels in the area unless you want to get in the robot shinji
You don't need the gun. Global warming is doing a mighty fine job
@Emaciations, Yeah, after Jack drowned/froze to death, he became an angry poltergeist powerful enough to burn the entire world. THAT'S how we solve climate change! An exorcism!
The Titanic still has shooters.