How many tea crates in the Atlantic Ocean wide is it? #MERICA
@bhohfeld, how many metric countries went to the moon? That’s right zero.
@bhohfeld, this reply definitely wasn’t trying to correct the very smart original commenter because no American confuses the oceans and this is definitely not edited
@The nOly One, good catch
@bhohfeld, I got you fellow American ;)
@bhohfeld, How many burned down white houses wide is it?#CANADA
Maybe the hole was made by roughly six to seven washing machines.
@Doctor Yak, maybe it's Maybelline. Checkmate atheists
@Doctor Yak, https://www.kshb.com/news/local-news/sinkhole-closes-northbound-lanes-of-state-line-road
So just head down the road there, about 5-6 telephone poles away, turn left, then about 3 country miles you'll get to your destination
In the UK our yard sticks are the average length of a battered sausage, standard tea brewing times and clippy-clops per hour of the Queen's horse drawn carriage
I too like to exaggerate about size channel 41 action news.
West Virginia or Mississippi?
@bowlnmike, Kansas City, MO. So same thing
Oh, so about 17-20 dead Muslim jew babies?
@Janky McSkanky, muslim jew babies are my favorite appetizer at Applebees
This happened less than a mile from my work. Still isn't fixed lol
I only understand football fields per Fahrenheit
Probably just trying to make sure the average population of Missouri will actually understand what they're saying.
Maybe a truck was hauling six or seven washing machines and they all fell in
1 mile = 15 football fields = 120 city buses = 360 SUVs = 1800 washing machines = 5280 feet = 10,000 grapefruits = 40,000 golf balls = 100,000 pennies. Simple!