I've said it before and I'll say it again, if I can't stop to pee with privacy anywhere on my property than I live too close to people
@salty joe, I'm gonna move out to...nowhere. And I'm gonna get a sign that says "If you can see me peeing in the front yard, you're both trespassing AND within rifle range"
@salty joe, what is your profile picture of?
@Have An Upvote, me holding a roughly 1 year old lobster i caught like five years ago. Found this picture like 6 months ago and was like wait... that lobsters dabbing and changed my profile picture to this from a picture of me and my ex
*pees on the dog indoors* "You were the chosen one!"
But by the time that happens you will be too old and simultaneously young to be able to pee outside truly one of nature’s cruelest tricks