Best wingman ever. 13/10
I've always wondered how this works. Like I know having a dog can make women approach you, but what's the next move?
@Draconite, you douse the rag without her noticing
@Draconite, engage in small talk and invite her to lunch. Then when she agrees you poison her and take the corpse back to you place to fvck whenever you want
"I know I'm cute Lauren, but I need you to stop petting me for a second and listen... Greg cries during sex. A lot."
She probably doesn’t need a dog for that.
This has the same energy as "Oh boy, here I go killing again."
@Spork and Foon, I was looking for this comment
Its the guy saying that