I like to take whatever it is the person is looking for. Then, without them noticing, I put it somewhere they already checked. Then I'm like "Yo bro, your keys are right here on the table!" And he's like "I just looked there! Thanks man!" Now he is both in my debt and looks a fool. Muhuhahaha.
@Sharts Galore , that's so evil... I love it
@theshadosnipe, it's great fun! I would highly recommend it. Just be sure to space it out to avoid suspicion. The first day I found his keys on the table he was grateful. The second day I found his keys on the table he was suspicious. The third day I found his keys on the table he accused me. I denied it. The fourth day I found his keys on the table he beat the sh!t out of me.
@Sharts Galore , hence your name
If Mom can’t find it, it is truly lost
Have you ever then moved it somewhere else just so you didn’t have to admit that you missed seeing it earlier...
Men lose the ability to find anything if a woman is in the house with them.
It’s the “because I said so” logic kicking in.