I dont plan sammies, I wing it. Dont like it? I'll eat it myself. Yum!
Also, I fvcking laughed at this for like 5 minutes straight, had to wipe my eyes because I started tearing up and my makeup was running, then laughed some more. This shjt is hilarious!
@ TouchMyCatEars, you sound like your experienced enough to not need the instructions
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I am expirenced. I make a mean grilled cheese, too. It's my specialty and my favorite kind of sandwich.
@ TouchMyCatEars, grilled cheese is incredible and underappreciated
@ TouchMyCatEars, grilled cheese and tomato soup is the way to my heart. Other than, you know, between the 4th and 5th rib
@Dephenistrator, I have making one down to a science now. The right cheese, bread, stove temp, pan, butter..... holy hell I lost my train of thought and now I'm hungry as fvck! Brb, gonna make a few of those gooey cheesey sexy `wiches right now!
@Beggar Mugger, I'll make you the sandwich then stab you between the ribs and dig out your heart so I can keep it forever!
@ TouchMyCatEars, i would happily and quietly eat your amazing grilled cheese while watching but not really caring about you ripping beggars heart out.
@ TouchMyCatEars, next time you make grilled cheese, put a slice of ham and a slice of tomato in it.
@ TouchMyCatEars, grilled cheese, doesn't make sense. You're not grilling cheese... it's really a griddled sandwich with melted cheese.
@Dephenistrator, Dinner AND a show. It's gonna be some great entertainment!
@aminalFacks, I've tried tomato, even bacon, and one time avacado just to see how it tasted (it was too mushy for me), but not ham. I will have to do that next time. Thanks for the idea.
@Shodai Hokage, and just as delicious any way its made
@ TouchMyCatEars, Do you use mayo or butter to grill it?
@SimonPetrikov, butter. I have been told that mayo works pretty good too but I just dont want to taste it even a little bit in my grilled cheese. I save that for my cold sammies.
@ TouchMyCatEars, at least I get my sandwich
@ TouchMyCatEars, you've Hever had a grilled cheese and ham?... blasphemy.
@Beggar Mugger, I cannot imagine a more proper last meal
@Hesediel, ham has never been my bag. Bacon, yes, ham, no.
@ TouchMyCatEars, I have never had a bacon grilled cheese, I guess it is your turn to call blasphemy on me.
@Hesediel, well if you insist. Ahem..
@ TouchMyCatEars, it honestly sounds fvcking delicious, however I'm sure my arteries will hate me for it.
And I like it!
Directions weren’t clear. Muff got stuck in ceiling fan.
I didn’t smell no dinner cookin...
They also looking at the Kitchen floor design.
@seeUpee, and the cabinets.
I thought we couldn't have anything loose women around so it doesnt get caught in machinery?
These are not cephalopods.
Hardhats definitely look photoshopped.. badly
They’re gonna leave the wrapper on your cheese bro.
Should be another page with multiple cutting options
My wife relates to this one so much