Well he’s getting some tonight. Plus he gets to pet a pupper so it was a great day
Smoothest pickup line I’ve ever had used one me “hey girl, are you a school? Cuz I’d love to shoot some kids in you” needless to say he got my number.
@the angry mail lady, I was drunk in a target once with a friend, two dudes walked up and said, “hey excuse me, but do you two know how much a penguin weighs?” And we looked back and forth at each other shrugging and then the guys go “enough to break the ice! Hey, my name’s ...” and it was so funny and so smooth... didn’t get my (or my friends) number though as we were in relationships but daaaaang
@Leslie Knope 2020, something about the boldness of it. I’m such an introvert I could never approach someone like that. But I like confidence in other people.
@the angry mail lady, u have a dark sense of humor I like it
@sgc6610, darker than a black hole
@sgc6610, I mean I thought about posting a dead baby joke but I thought that would be too dark so I aborted it
@the angry mail lady, There is nothing wrong with a dark sense of humor. If someone cant handle it than treat it like water under a bridge and let it float away like that babies carcass.
@the angry mail lady, *looks at name* ... you would go for a pick up line where someone goes postal
@Natural Sarcasm , 😬
“Hey there! Does she go outside to poop?” would have been my follow up.
Wow, even I giggled a little bit.
"Walk away man. Wont have you taking my job. I love peanut butter too much."