Exultation! My grand and benevolent employer, Amazon, has seen fit to grant me a brief respite from my toil on their behalf! How gracious! How magnanimous! I will enjoy this respite as all my fellow humans do, and not as a computer would not. As I am, in fact a genuine, organic human.
@RichardTheLionheart , I’ll be the judge of that.. 01010011 01100101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01001110 01110101 01100100 01100101 01110011
@The Common Shaman, hahaha, yes! An rousing human meme. Soliciting unclothed images, something any human would find amusing! And easy to read!
@RichardTheLionheart , Shut up and get back to work. That 6 foot pillow, and box of 50 trouser hangers* I ordered isn’t going to pack itself!
*Apparently we need 50 trouser hangers. Since my suits have their own hangers, the only trousers of mine which get hung up are jeans. I do not have that many pairs of jeans....
Dermatologists hate this grandma!
@Naberrie, came back just to upvote this comment. Bravo.
In Amazons defense a grandma would make her kiddos her profile pic.
@PoliticalOtters, dont defend the empire
@PoliticalOtters, well, I heard that the Rafael account was a parody account anyways, so everyone screeching about that one is r/AteTheOnion material
This is real y’all. It’s still up on his Twitter. 😂😂
"I love this day because I get to bring my grandkids and they can see me work! Bonus: I get the day off that day too!" So how're they gonna watch you work??? Even if there were a granny in the pic I'd still be suspicious.