Double machine guns, riding a freaking unicorn (not the correct way) and laser eyes?!?!? I’m in!!!!
@seeUpee, I feel like this jesus would have a lot more disciples. And what do you mean riding a unicorn the wrong way?
@The Flame War, Ahahaha... you going to have to look further down on some memes... but to save you time -sits on its head-
@seeUpee, That is what my mind brain thought and what I rejected. But I cannot underestimate the perviness of the FP community.
He’s here to either save or send you to the rapture
Let he who is without sin kick the first ass
Nice. They finally updated this classic fiction.
Here's hoping for that "Satan" guy to get a proper character arc in this book!
@Good Guy Satan,
He does. He redeems himself by bringing forth a demonic army to assist in the area 51 raid
@aminalFacks, Now I can see why it was on Oprah's Bestseller list
Bible 2: The Squeakquel