Rule number 1 never fill a girl with cum
@whatthefrank, for 2 out of 3 options that's a non issue
@whatthefrank, unless you plan to send her down the stairs later.
@SirLordKraftDinner, and further go to prison but I understand; people are stupid af
@whatthefrank, rule number 2 always assume she ain't on the pill, even if she says she is.
@M0RT0S, A man of culture. Now make it rhyme
@whatthefrank, rhyming's not within the budget I'm afraid.
@M0RT0S, I got you bro
Don’t believe she’s on the pill unless you want to pay the bill
@whatthefrank, never ever ever raw dog a girl no matter how much she begs.
@BlazingBowman, woah there bucko, I always raw dog. Just gotta remember rule number one and bust on her instead of in her.
@whatthefrank, you realize precum is a thing right?
@whatthefrank, never believe she’s on the tablet, just stay home and fap it
@BlazingBowman, das what that neck for
@M0RT0S, rule number 3, plan B doesn’t always work
@whatthefrank, you dont understand precum do you?
@M0RT0S, rule 3: if you aren’t sure, blow your load in her mouth to make sure
Man those condoms are cheap, I dont see why anyone wouldn't buy them.
@Gerbosou, yup, just think: the cost of the first year alone of raising an infant is ~&5,800 vs 75 cents for a condom. It makes more fiscal sense to wear one.
Not necessarily always true. For example, my wife just gave birth to our first child even though I'm sterile! Sure the baby's skin color is different, but that's just the nature of miracles I suppose!
@Shmay Fish, "I'm gonna tell him!"
"Don't you dare!"
Only fools don't wrap their tools
Wear a condom, fellas
I mean, I wouldn't be mad...
I dunno, my wife and I had to try for 2 years for our second daughter. It was a great surprise when it actually happened.
@big freedom, congrats freedom!
@Gothem, thank you! She’s 6 now.
Sort out those " "
They are driving me mad
I feel bad for all you fellas whose girls dont have an IUD
@Meow Meow Fuzzyface, Once I had my predetermined number of children, I just went ahead and got snipped. My wife didn’t want to get the surgery herself, and really doesn’t take too well to birth control. Best Father’s Day gift I ever got myself.
I think the quotation marks are having a stroke.
Wait....is that an option?
Watching something with my 7 year old nephew, and the topic of sex comes up, so I tell him - kid, the only thing you need to know about sex is ALWAYS USE A CONDOM. He says, what's a condom? I said, you'll learn that later. Just always use one
I expected the birth control to work
But I pulled out.
@NameyMcNameFace, She wiped it up and put it in.