This old lady once fully unlocked the bathroom door and stepped into the stall I was in. Like got a screw driver out and forced the lock open. I still have so many questions. Why was she even in the men’s bathroom?
@Waffles, what the fücken fück?
@Waffles, did she touch your no no spot
@x2 6x 9 lol, she just said “oh sorry” like she had just walked in by accident and hadn’t forced her way in
@Waffles, she wanted to see your goodies.
I’ll throw poop.
@x2 6x 9 lol, I’ll catch it and throw it back! I’m pretty quick
Also remember to say "someone in here?" making the person even more uncomfortable, and then wait for them to finish by standing so close to the door that they can hear you breathing.
Be sure not to knock. Knocking can be offputting. Instead, just attempt to force the door open with all your might, in one fluid motion, so it’s a complete surprise to whoever’s inside.
Yo I did this once in kindergarten. I didn’t realize the person on the other side could hear my banging so I beat the living fvck out of that door. When I came out of the bathroom, several teachers and a crying boy were all angry with me.
It also helps to scream out "HEY YO! SOMEBODY SH!TTIN IN HERE!!!"
Sounds like fun
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Just make a sound like cocking a gun and they'll finish way faster.