Well it's hard to keep a job when you're dead.
@ThePandaPool , I think he died and went to hell...”fired”
@ThePandaPool , “A gay vampire dropped my road roller out of the sky on some Japanese kid”
"Boss was boring"
So I used to work at this place near an airport and when the airport decided to build a rental car facility they built it adjacent to our building. My coworkers used to go outside on breaks to watch the construction progress. While they were running around with the graders (which were actually pretty fast movers especially for the size they were) we kept hoping one of them would run up one of the dirtmounds they had made and jump like this.
@AJMalone, cool story, bro
Nhaaaaa no way. They don’t go that fast and are heavy as fvck!
This photo is magnificent