I feel like the 'say no to drugs' thing would be more effective if they really went for a 'drugs are hella expensive and you can use the money you save to fill the vast disappointing void of reality with material goods; being high is temporary but substituting meaningful relationships and actual self worth with objects is forever' approach
@th0t, I bet you're an undercover D.A.R.E. officer.
*Takes an injection from my crack bong*
@th0t, that's why I don't drink. I can't afford an alcohol addiction
@th0t, facts. That's why I stopped drinking and smoking as much once I moved out, I couldn't afford it as a broke college kid
@th0t, 8 year old Googles "self-worth"
I never paid for my drugs.
@WeAreVenom, do ya have tits?
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, well yes thanks for asking but as a man I probably shouldn't.
@WeAreVenom, don't matter. Ya got tits, you get free drugs. Everyone knows that.
@WeAreVenom, I also never paid for drugs...... until I became a adult and tried drugs for the first time and they are fvcking awesome.
We had a D.A.R.E. officer come to my high school once, and he let me put on the "drunk goggles" and walk a straight line toe to heel, and I did it perfectly and the whole class just started laughing their asses off. They never sent another one after that
Pffft what do you mean? Im a cool kid and as cool is what I am I am given all of the drugs for free. Only uncool people need to pay for the ingestion of drugs. I am not uncool there for drug ingestion is the free for me the mister cool.
You can’t just imitate a Sponge Bob meme in real life!
I wish ppl would just go around giving out free drugs it would save me a ton of money but if ppl were just giving it out for free then drug dealers wouldn’t exist
Please. Please offer me free drugs. No seriously I need some it's been a rough....year(?), Couple years